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[fsb]

NATASHA ROMANOFF
username: widow
age: 31
Submissive
Up: Penthouse

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text ⇉ un: pjq forward dated to 1/21

[milano]

[ gosh, the messages that natasha's about to get from peter are really gonna be a downgrade after the other two. because it's while sending something to someone else that his phone glitches and proceeds to send every single picture on peter's phone to natasha.

do not ask why he has so many pictures fruit on his phone. there were reasons, okay.

besides, there were other other things too. ]

[fsb]

i knew it.
i knew you both had a weird food thing.

now you're inflicting it on the whole city via episode 2.

how did you find such a phallic strawberry??? ...A PENISBERRY.

[milano]

how do you know i didn't do this special for you? payback for making me think you were someone else.

[ while that would have been a super cool thing to do, it wasn't what was happening here. ]

maybe i'm starting a fruit garden!

[fsb]

i'm never going to be who you think i am. might as well strap in.

[ oops #tootruthful for a text?? ]

i'm just worried about you at this point.

[milano]

see, you tell me that and that just means i get to make up who you are. i'm pretty creative so you better strap in too.

[ it was very truthful but that's okay, peter wasn't going to get too deep. that was for after you'd had several drinks. ]

why are you worried? i'm a healthy, robust man. put your mind at ease, i am doing okay.