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NATASHA ROMANOFF
username: widow
age: 31
Submissive
Up: Penthouse

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misfire // un: ikol

[yoursavior]

Well, just since you've asked: I think you've been misinformed. In my universe, I was tremendously popular with the people of Earth. They have a group of heroes there–to which my brother belongs–who all but begged me to join their ranks. 'Please, Loki–we beseech you, if we must have an Odinson, let it not be the stupid one!' Unfortunately, I had to decline, as my services were required on Asgard. To rule it, obviously.

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[ PUNCHING AT THE KEYS WITH HER FINGERS: ]

L O K I .

[yoursavior]

[ That's definitely his name. For a moment, Loki wonders if there's more of the message to come, until he looks at who it's coming from, and

WELL

This is actually embarrassing. ]

Before you make any hasty assumptions here, I have a very reasonable explanation for this, but I'm not going to do it if you're going to be rude. More than usual, I mean.